I jerk off to you, constantly.
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You sure you weren't in a little town on the other side of Canada?
You are not the asshole, you are afraid they are going to tease your child because they won't know how to interact with her. It's a common tease and grown ups typically take it too far. Just play interference by telling them what her hobbies are or about her special interest. They want to talk or get to know her, show them a better way.